MAKE MY DAY

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Dear Time Magazine,

While I appreciate your offer to save a whopping $237.40 on 57 weekly issues of your wonderful publication simply because I am a SENIOR, what makes you think I am not too feeble and senile to operate the free (with paid subscription) Ultronic Laser Level you are kind enough to bribe me with?

Sincerely,

One Wink

PS And oh yeah, how come you offered it to me for $20 when I can get it for $15 here?Β  Bitch.

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8 responses to “MAKE MY DAY

  1. You…are funny! Did you figure out how to get porn with Time magazine?

  2. Scott: I see how you are… never come here until I mention porn on Piglet’s blog… As a matter of fact, the answer to your question is a big NO. I go to National Geographic for that πŸ˜›

  3. i’ve ALWAYS wondered why marketing people weren’t more in touch with the world. except that they probably do it on purpose in order to screw their consumers. geesh.

    there’s porn in nat’l geo? GET OUT!

  4. Hey, I have priorities and porn is one of them! Actually I thought you had been on hiatus a while back. I will make it a point to stop by more often, especially if you have porn.

  5. Ya know what I always tell these people?

    “I can save that much, AND MORE, by simply not susbcribing to your pathetic rag! And I don’t need any more junk to clutter my house.”

  6. Leah: Really. Thanks.
    Well, that was the word on the street as I remember it. You know, back when porn was hard to get.

    Scott: You whore. Don’t be comin’ here spreading your filth!
    LOL Now that I’ve mastered that password thing, I can write porn and share it here! Oh wait, you didn’t mean you wanted to READ it, did you?

    M+: Bet you wish you’d never walked in on this conversation, huh? πŸ˜‰ There’s this club that Piglet and Scott and I started… long story short, you’re better off not knowing. lol
    I’m not sure I’d refer to TIME as a pathetic rag, but clutter, it definitely would end up as.

  7. why is it funny to hear someone rant, but not so funny when we do it ourselves?

  8. Joey: Happy to make you laugh πŸ™‚ How do you know you’re not funny when you rant? Actually, I don’t think I ever saw that side of you!

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