Number One: I’d like to put my blog roll back up. I don’t have any Bookmarks saved here in my laptop yet and it’s a pain in the ass tracking down your damn blogs. (please know I was being a smart ass there merely for effect. but it truly is a pain in the ass…) So I ask you this, may I put you (or at least a link to your blog) back on my sidebar? If you don’t answer me, I’ll assume that you’d rather not be there. And you know how I hate to assume things.
Number Two: You know when it’s cold out and you exhale, you can see your breath? Why isn’t there a word for that. I’ve wracked my brain and polled about 50 people, asking what that’s called. I’m sure there is probly some fancy-schmancy scientific terminology for it but that’s not what I’m talking about. I want an everyday word for it. All I can come up with is “seeing your breath.” It seems to me, a very lame way to label kind of a cool (no pun intended) phenomenon. Who has time to say that? There should be one word. Let’s come up with a new word. Suggestions please. Maybe we’ll vote on the best suggestion and I’ll give you a prize. Okay? Okay!