Wishing everyone a safe, dry (maybe even sunny) and happy holiday.
Not to appear unpatriotic (because I am…) but I felt it necessary to include this little snippet, courtesy of Urban Dictionary‘s Word of the Day:
July 04: fourth of july
The day people light things on fire, and blame it on loving their country.
police officer: hey, you kids, that type of fireworks is illegal!
kid: dude, its the fourth of july. just showing some love for my country.
police officer: oh. in that case. toss me an m-80.