I had something to say, which was nothing short of amazing, considering that I’m sporting a Novocaine-induced cheek/mouth numbification… but all I can think aboot right now is the fact that I deleted my profile photo and uploaded another one. Problem is, now I have a big black square where my Novocaine-numbed face should be.
You know, I have no wrinkles on that one side of my face right now. Screw Botox. Pour me a shot of Novocaine.